If I ever met Tupac, I’d probably hug him and break down into tears. There’s so much shit in my life that man’s words have gotten me through, I wouldn’t even know what to say to him.

• Mom: Are you going to drive?
• Me: Is that even a question?
• Mom: Does that mean you get to pick the music too?
• Me: Mom, lets not ask stupid things.
• Mom: I don't like Salem though.
• Me: Shhhhhhh... *puts on King Night*